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thelibrarina:

basingtei:

madameatomicbomb:

catsarejudgingyou:

We’re rightfully terrified right now.

"BE PREPARED FOR THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! BE PREPARED FOR SENSATIONAL NEEEEEWWWWWSSS!"

A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer!


And where do we feature?!

thelibrarina:

basingtei:

madameatomicbomb:

catsarejudgingyou:

We’re rightfully terrified right now.

"BE PREPARED FOR THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! BE PREPARED FOR SENSATIONAL NEEEEEWWWWWSSS!"

A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer!

And where do we feature?!

Source: rafi0pafi

quiixotical said: REQUEST: METALBEARD W/ A TON OF LITTLE KITTENS. A BOUQUET OF KITTENS

blanksy:

HOW ABOUT A SEA OF UNIKITTENS

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Source: varila

imessaged:

hover over each letter in this sentence for three seconds.

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irontemple:

eeeeeeee

Source: onlylolgifs

strangership:

kiriamaya:

beahbeah:

so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:

[adverb][adjective][expletive][noun]

examples:

you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!

go forth and blaspheme

I am laughing so hard.

Suddenly everything is beautiful.

Source: beahbeah

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

Source: babygoatsandfriends

caeleste-veneficus:

kasukasumoe:

fadeintocase:

naughtyornicechekov:

amandaonwriting:

Suggestions for changing paragraphs

Oh my FuckinDo you realize how annoying it is when you don’t switch paragraphs when a new character is speakingDo you realize how confusing it isI don’t care if they’re using one-word responses at each other, start a new damn paragraph. ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE CHARACTER.

dear christ this.no more walls of text please. please.

I literally can’t read anything without paragraphs.I don’t care if you have the best fic ever, if I open it and see huge blocks of text I’m out.

yes omg…

caeleste-veneficus:

kasukasumoe:

fadeintocase:

naughtyornicechekov:

amandaonwriting:

Suggestions for changing paragraphs

Oh my Fuckin
Do you realize how annoying it is when you don’t switch paragraphs when a new character is speaking
Do you realize how confusing it is
I don’t care if they’re using one-word responses at each other, start a new damn paragraph.
ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE CHARACTER.

dear christ this.
no more walls of text please. please.

I literally can’t read anything without paragraphs.

I don’t care if you have the best fic ever, if I open it and see huge blocks of text I’m out.

yes omg…

Source: amandaonwriting

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

Source: exeggcute

Bill Nye the Science Guy →

markscherz:

thescienceofreality:

bvix:

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-Season 1

1. Flight

2. The Earth’s Crust
3. Dinosaurs
4. Skin

5. Buoyancy

6. Gravity

7. Digestion

8. Phases of Matter

9. Biodiversity

10. Simple Machines

11. The Moon

12. Sound

13. Garbage

14. Structures

15. Earth’s Seasons

16. Light and Colour

17. Cells

18. Electricity

19. Outer Space

20. Eyeballs

-Season 2

1. Magnetism
2. Wind
3. Blood and Circulation
4. Chemical Reactions
5. Static Electricity
6. Food Web
7. Light Optics
8. Bones and Muscles
9. Ocean Currents
10. Heat
11. Insects
12. Balance
13. The Sun
14. The Brain
15. Forests
16. Communication
17. Momentum
18. Reptiles
19. Atmosphere
20. Respiration

-Season 3

1. Planets and Moon
2. Pressure
3. Plants
4. Rocks and Soil
5. Energy
6. Evolution
7. Water Cycle
8. Friction
9. Germs
10. Climates
11. Waves
12. Ocean Life
13. Mammals
14. Spinning Things
15. Fish
16. Human Transportation
17. Wetlands
18. Birds
19. Populations
20. Animal Locomotion

-Season 4

1. Rivers and Streams
2. Nutrition
3. Marine Mammals
4. Earthquakes
5. NTV Top 11 Video Countdown
6. Spiders
7. Pollution Solutions
8. Probability
9. Pseudoscience
10. Flowers
11. Archaeology
12. Deserts
13. Amphibians
14. Volcanoes
15. Invertebrates
16. Heart
17. Inventions
18. Computers
19. Fossils
20. Time

-Season 5

1. Forensics
2. Space Exploration
3. Genes
4. Architecture
5. Farming
6. Life Cycles
7. Do-It-Yourself Science
8. Atoms and Molecules
9. Ocean Exploration
10. Lakes and Ponds
11. Smell
12. Caves
13. Fluids
14. Erosion
15. Comets and Meteors
16. Storms
17. Measurement
18. Patterns
19. Science of Music
20. Motion

Go watch some science!!!!

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

Source: gangplankgalleon

kenobi-wan-obi:

if your bae on her period and you’re not at your utmost best/caring/nurturing towards her and instead act like you dealing with the biggest inconvenience the world got to offer, you prob dont deserve her.

Source: afro-dominicano

sodamu1002:

I designed Rapunzel and Eugene clothes using the short scene in Frozen which they show up for a second.

It is based on my imagination, and I looked some information and dress bases up in The Art of Tangled.

Source: sodamu1002

sourcedumal:

someauthorgirl:

vixyish:

solarbird:

xgenepositive:

mmmahogany:

#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit

i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john?  you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”

This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.

Bolding mine.

I hope I live long enough to attain even a tenth of Barrowman’s “you fucking martian” face.

YES. You fucking go John Barrowman

Source: kaniehtiio

megablaziken:

I went to the Met today

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mnemehoshiko:

drtanner:

didney-worl-no-uta:

monetizeyourcat:

minimalisturl:

crimewave420:

thesleuthjournal:

Scientists Create The World’s First Glow-In-The-Dark Pigs

wait but

no dont worry, its science

have you ever tried to find a pig in the dark? it’s fucking hard. there’s no downside to this

HOVERBOARDS?
TIME MACHINE?
A CURE FOR CANCER?
NO
GLOW-IN-THE-DARK PIGS
I wouldn’t be eating those kind for breakfast

Well, here’s the thing - this is actually really important. 
See, the glow-in-the-dark gene comes tacked together with another gene, one with a proper, scientific function, which might be something in aid of a cure for cancer, for example. By adding the two genes together, connected to each other, you can easily tell if the important, cancer cure gene is being expressed, just by looking to see if the pigs are glow-in-the-dark or not.
So yeah, don’t talk shit about scientists making glow-in-the-dark animals. There is actually a reason for it. 
Learn how to be science, Tumblr.


#SCIENCE#green fluorescent protein#you guys GFP is so important and awesome!!!#the folks who developed it won the Nobel a few years ago#it’s incredibly valuable as a reporter of expression#it’s not harmful to the cells/tissues/organism#it can be used for mechanistic studies in LIVING THINGS#not fixed tissues!!! in actual live systems!#sdlsdjsdlfsdjfl IT IS SO COOL#GO READ UP ABOUT IT
stealing broadlybrazen's tags because OMG GFP IS SO FREAKING IMPORTANT TO SCIENCE!!
ESPECIALLY IN DEVELOPMENTAL STUDIES DETERMINING HOW CELLS DIFFERENTIATE AND JUST SCIENCE.

mnemehoshiko:

drtanner:

didney-worl-no-uta:

monetizeyourcat:

minimalisturl:

crimewave420:

thesleuthjournal:

Scientists Create The World’s First Glow-In-The-Dark Pigs

wait but

no dont worry, its science

have you ever tried to find a pig in the dark? it’s fucking hard. there’s no downside to this

HOVERBOARDS?

TIME MACHINE?

A CURE FOR CANCER?

NO

GLOW-IN-THE-DARK PIGS

I wouldn’t be eating those kind for breakfast

Well, here’s the thing - this is actually really important

See, the glow-in-the-dark gene comes tacked together with another gene, one with a proper, scientific function, which might be something in aid of a cure for cancer, for example. By adding the two genes together, connected to each other, you can easily tell if the important, cancer cure gene is being expressed, just by looking to see if the pigs are glow-in-the-dark or not.

So yeah, don’t talk shit about scientists making glow-in-the-dark animals. There is actually a reason for it. 

Learn how to be science, Tumblr.

Source: thesleuthjournal