We’re rightfully terrified right now.
"BE PREPARED FOR THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! BE PREPARED FOR SENSATIONAL NEEEEEWWWWWSSS!"
A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer!
And where do we feature?!
quiixotical asked: REQUEST: METALBEARD W/ A TON OF LITTLE KITTENS. A BOUQUET OF KITTENS
HOW ABOUT A SEA OF UNIKITTENS
so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:
you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!
go forth and blaspheme
I am laughing so hard.
Suddenly everything is beautiful.
SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB
How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat
Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.
Oh my Fuckin
Do you realize how annoying it is when you don’t switch paragraphs when a new character is speaking
Do you realize how confusing it is
I don’t care if they’re using one-word responses at each other, start a new damn paragraph.
ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE CHARACTER.
dear christ this.
no more walls of text please. please.
I literally can’t read anything without paragraphs.
I don’t care if you have the best fic ever, if I open it and see huge blocks of text I’m out.
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
if your bae on her period and you’re not at your utmost best/caring/nurturing towards her and instead act like you dealing with the biggest inconvenience the world got to offer, you prob dont deserve her.
I designed Rapunzel and Eugene clothes using the short scene in Frozen which they show up for a second.
It is based on my imagination, and I looked some information and dress bases up in The Art of Tangled.
i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john? you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”
This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.
I hope I live long enough to attain even a tenth of Barrowman’s “you fucking martian” face.
YES. You fucking go John Barrowman
I went to the Met today
Scientists Create The World’s First Glow-In-The-Dark Pigs
no dont worry, its science
have you ever tried to find a pig in the dark? it’s fucking hard. there’s no downside to this
A CURE FOR CANCER?
I wouldn’t be eating those kind for breakfast
Well, here’s the thing - this is actually really important.
See, the glow-in-the-dark gene comes tacked together with another gene, one with a proper, scientific function, which might be something in aid of a cure for cancer, for example. By adding the two genes together, connected to each other, you can easily tell if the important, cancer cure gene is being expressed, just by looking to see if the pigs are glow-in-the-dark or not.
So yeah, don’t talk shit about scientists making glow-in-the-dark animals. There is actually a reason for it.
Learn how to be science, Tumblr.
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